If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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