I'm drive I can fine osifer
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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