I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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