google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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