ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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