yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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