I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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