actually, I'm a sock model
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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