you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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