if i can run in heels then i can drive
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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