He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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