everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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