I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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