So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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