It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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