Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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