all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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