I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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