That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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