I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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