Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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