Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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