Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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