Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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