how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The adults are the big ones right?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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