Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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