shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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