let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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