Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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