Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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