ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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