porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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