As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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