can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We are two peas in an std pod
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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