My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Is Oprah even human
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
