Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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