My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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