glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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