Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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