i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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