You're so nebulous sometimes
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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