I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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