You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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