yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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