Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i've created a new STD.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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