please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
