well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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