Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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