Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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