ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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