Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she peed on how many people?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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