No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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