is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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