come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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