what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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