I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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